#1 (for a good reason)
> Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
> Those who remained talked about their kids.
> The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and
now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his
best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
> The second guy said, "Dang, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
owns the majority of its assets.He's so rich that he gave his best friend a
brand new jet for his birthday."
> The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square
foot mansion."
> The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
> One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons. . What about your son?"
> The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub.
> The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
> The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he received
a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the
line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
Blonde Jokes
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells
the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling
smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "And, how often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks
her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your
act together. Just yesterday you take away my license
and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
There's this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the
opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other
side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the
river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
Just funny
Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.
I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, is a small folded sheet.
Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."
Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.
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